Carrot & Pineapple Muffins

• Weigh into a large bowl flour, baking powder, bicarb, salt, cinnamon, brown sugar, grated carrot and crushed pineapple
• REMOVE KITTEN FROM KITCHEN WORK SURFACE
• Measure into a large mixing jug milk, corn oil and eggs
• REMOVE KITTENS HEAD FROM FRIDGE DOOR BEFORE IT CLOSES
• Mix the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients with liberal stirs and cries of DOWN, GET DOWN, I SAID GET DOWN and WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.
• Place paper cake cases into muffin pans
• REMOVE KITTENS FROM KITCHEN WORK SURFACE
• REPLACE THREE OF THE CAKE CASES WITH NEW UNCHEWED ONES
• Divide the batter between the cake cases and place in the oven
• MAKE TEA AND GIVE KITTENS THEIR DINNER
• Remove muffin pans from oven when cooked and leave to cool on oven top
• MOVE MUFFIN PANS BEFORE TINY PAWS AND TINY NOSES GET SCALDED BY INTERESTED KITTENS
• Make cream cheese frosting with cream cheese, icing sugar and vanilla essence
• Cover half of the cakes with frosting (trying to be healthy)
• Place in plastic containers when cold to keep airtight with the exception of the ones you were planning to eat for supper
• Lick frosting bowl out with finger (human) and place in washing up bowl to stop the kittens helping to wash up

The Housekeeper wonders if it is possible to take tongue prints from cats and kittens (much like finger prints in humans) to ascertain just who tried the frosting on the one remaining cake with frosting that was left on the work surface ................No one is owning up ..........