CAT: If I can open the conservatory door by leaping at the handle, then I can open any door in the house. I think I'll try this bedroom door which is often closed.
Easy! I'm In!!!!
Bugger. There's clothes hanging on the back of the door which means that it has closed behind me as it's heavy and its too heavy to open with my paws. So now I'm stuck behind the door until Mr Housekeeper, who has flu and is sleeping, hears me and rescues me.
I now have a sore throat from constant mewing
HUMAN: We need to swap the door handles for round door knobs like the ones downstairs. ASAP!
Oops, Dino! You forgot about putting in place Pan B!
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